narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via raininginreverse)