my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
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i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
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